[interlude]
Senior ship's SURgeon since '66
MuLtiTAlented, knows all the tricks
Been almost everywhere in the GAlaxY
Traveled TIme and changed histOry
Has a running feud with a green-blooded mAn
Takes every opportunity to Argue if he cAn-
He's one of a KINd,  says what's on his mInd--
You might think he's comPLAINing when you HEar him saying-

*He's a Doctor  not an EscaLAtor-
He's a DOctor  not a brIcklayer-
He's a DOctor  not a SHUttle-condUctOr-
And everybody knows him As DOctor McCoy--
He's a DOctor  not an ENginEEr-
He's a DOctor  and NOT a magICIan-
He's a DOctor  not a PSYchiAtrIst--
And you KNOw that I'm TALking about DOctor McCoy--

Doesn't like transPOrters at AlL
Prefers a SHUttle if poSsible
Suffered ONCE from XenopolycytemIA
Married TWIce, has a daughter, Joanna
Charged with murder of KLINgon ChaNcellor-
Managed to escape with a FELlow Officer--
Doesn't make house calls, had a katra in his hEAd
Cures a rainy day and WAkes up the dead-
*repeat

[very long interlude]
....he's DEAD, | JIM [repeat x6|]-
stoNe dEAd

DOCtor  DOCtor  DOCtor McCOy [repeat x8]
...yeah